"The Road goes ever on and on

Down from the door where it began.

Now far ahead the road has gone,

And I must follow if I can,

Pursuing it with eager feet,

Until it joins som larger way

Where many paths and errands meet.

And whither then? I cannot say."

-JRRT

Michael: Oh grumble, grumble. But you guys would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way, like that dwarf from Lord of the Rings.

Dwight: You are speaking of Gimli.

Michael: NERD. Thats why you're not on the basketball team.

-The Office